Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998 Movie Quote Dictionary Prints

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998 dictionary description movie quote vintage print features the following quote options:

“What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?” “Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!” 

“We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.”

“It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.” “No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!”

“You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.”

“How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!”

“The entire British empire was built on cups of tea.” “Yeah, and look what happened to that.” “And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.”

“Fucking northern monkeys!” “I hate these fucking southern fairies!”

All prints are available to order in the following size options:
A5 – W 14.8cm x H 21.0cm
A4 – W 21cm x H 29.7cm
A3 – W 29.7cm x H 42cm

All prints are printed on heavy duty 250GSM card using a high-quality professional Canon printer. Orders will be shipped in protective wrapping and in a hardback cardboard envelope to ensure they arrive safely and will be dispatched via Royal Mail 2nd class unless specified otherwise. 

Please note, sales are for prints only and do not include a frame

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back £500,000.

Starring:
Jason Flemyng – Tom
Dexter Fletcher – Soap
Nick Moran – Eddy
Jason Statham – Bacon
Steven Mackintosh – Winston
Nicholas Rowe – J
Vinnie Jones – Big Chris
Lenny McLean – Barry the Baptist
Frank Harper – Dog
PH Moriarty – Hatchet Harry
Steve Sweeney - Plank
Director: Guy Ritchie

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